shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

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askinnyblackman:

first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”

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hi:

how i feel when im trying to get someone to text me back

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methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

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awwww-cute:

We were worried they wouldn’t get along

awwww-cute:

We were worried they wouldn’t get along

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sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

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peekachiu:

'what do you want for your birthday?'

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